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DECEMBER BLUESTAR SPECIAL

Top 5 Dessert Eliquid Flavors

Just in time for the cooler weather, we have a new Top 5 plus a brand new line!

The Top 5 Dessert ELiquids At Vape Militia is here.

Dessert flavors are one of those interesting flavor profiles that can ebb and flow in popularity. However, that pattern seems to sync up perfectly towards the end of the year as cooler weather takes hold. Then, of course, you have the holidays like Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas coming up, and a lot of the e-liquid dessert flavors are based on some of the same desserts we all know, love, and enjoy at this time of year.

So put away your watermelon and peach flavors and break out that cake, pie, and donut flavor you love, and let’s prepare for the Top 5 Dessert E-Liquid Flavors at Vape Militia.

TL;DR? Top 5 Dessert Flavors

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Number 1: Grumpy Old Bastard

Grumpy Old Bastard – A rich and decadent butterscotch caramel cream. This stuff is addicting! It’s guaranteed to put a smile on any grumpy human’s face. Super smooth flavor and will leave you surrounded by a cloud of pure yumminess.

“You don’t stop laughing because you’re old, you stop laughing because the world is full of morons” – the Grumpy Old Bastard

  • Bottle size – 100ml
  • 70/30 VG/PG
  • Nicotine Strength – 0mg, 3mg, 6mg
  • From Micro Brew

Also available from Micro Brew, Goat Herder – peanut butter, jelly time.

Number 2: VSTG

VSTG – Vestige – a heavenly blend of key lime creme and a warm cinnamon donut topped with a sweet sugary glaze. Tasty exhale of cream that is sure to leave you wanting more. Citrus lover or not, you’ve got to try this! Now labeled as VSTG

  • Bottle size – 60ml
  • 70/30 VG/PG
  • Nicotine Strength – 0mg, 3mg, 6mg
  • TFN – Tobacco Free Nicotine
  • From Primitive Vapor Co.

Other favorites also from Primitive –

MPNDA – Strawberry Empanada: Sweet, flakey puffy pastry and a sprinkle of cinnamon with a fresh strawberry marmalade filling.

Number 4: Cannoli Be Breakfast

Cannoli Be Breakfast – A deep fried pastry filled with a just sweet enough Italian vanilla crème and dusted with your favorite fruity breakfast cereal. With just the right amount of sweetness and cereal flavor, this will leave you contemplating how this is so good. When savoring this bright dessert, you will notice hints of all the ingredients. A well-balanced breakfast vape is part of a healthy vape diet.

  • Bottle size – 60ml
  • 70/30 VG/PG
  • Nicotine Strength – 0mg, 3mg, 6mg, 9mg
  • From Cassadaga Liquids
Also available from Cassadaga –

Cannoli Be One – Italian vanilla crème filled cannoli. All of Cassadaga’s cannolis start with this base flavor

Cannoli Be Mine – Italian vanilla crème filled cannoli stuffed with ripe strawberries.

Number 5: ESMP - Espresso Milk Pie

ESMP – Espresso Milk Pie – Coffee and milk pie? Well, yea. Sometimes the oddest things just go together. Imagine, a slightly sweet milk with a light, delicate crust with just the perfect hint of espresso. You can’t get this at your local coffee shop. Perfect on a cool morning with a hot cup of joe.

  • Bottle size – 60ml
  • 70/30 VG/PG
  • Nicotine Strength – 0mg, 3mg, 6mg
  • TFN – Tobacco Free Nicotine
  • From Primitive Vapor Co.

Other favorites also from Primitive in the Buttermilk Line –

BTMP – Butter Milk Pie: The basis for the whole Butter Milk line. It’s straight to the point, Butter. Milk. Pie. Delicious.

RZMP – Raspberry Milk Pie: I am sure you got the idea, buttermilk pie topped with fresh raspberries.

New Dessert E-liquid Line At Vape Militia

Check out the latest eliquid line up at Vape Militia. A new, to Vape Militia, dessert line from SadBoy is arriving along with the cooler weather. 100ml bottles in 0 mg, 3 mg and 6 mg.

SadBoy Blueberry Jam

SadBoy Blueberry Jam

Blueberry Jam – Jam out with Blueberry. Often imitated but never duplicated, Blueberry (formerly known as 'Blueberry Jam Cookie by Sadboy E-Liquid) combines sweet blueberry jam flavors with fresh from the oven butter sugar cookies producing a dessert flavor like no other.

SadBoy Strawberry Jam

SadBoy Strawberry Jam

Strawberry Jam – Get in a jam with Strawberry Jam. Once known as 'Strawberry Jam Cookie', Strawberry is a warm and freshly baked buttery sugar cookie flavor topped with a homemade jam spread created from freshly picked sweet summer strawberries.

SadBoy Butter Cookie

SadBoy Butter Cookie

Butter Cookie – Life is just better with butter, lots of butter. Butter Cookie by Sadboy E-Liquid is a fresh from the oven crumbly butter cookie featuring a sweet golden brown butter flavor base. This rich tasting baked pastry is rounded off with a light lemon zest to balance the satisfying brown butter taste for a satisfying taste every time.

SadBoy Custard Cookie

SadBoy Custard Cookie

Custard Cookie – Turn that frown upside down with our delicious take on a creamy custard baked pastry. Taste the sweet and satisfying flavors of fresh baked butter cookies topped with rich and creamy custard layers. Enjoy thick and creamy custard clouds jam packed with baked flavors to satisfy sweet tooth cravings.

SadBoy Key Lime Cookie

SadBoy Key Lime Cookie

Key Lime Cookie – The key to flavor is limes! The mouth-watering and tangy citrus keylime fruit flavor is paired with the creamy notes of a buttery golden cookie crumble crust. The balanced combination of golden sweet crumble and a bite of key lime sourness will have you always wanting to have dessert first.

SadBoy Shamrock Cookie

SadBoy Shamrock Cookie

Shamrock Cookie – Down on your luck? Shamrock Cookie will fix that. Like Sadboy's Butter Cookie dipped into a refreshingly cool and creamy mint milkshake. With notes of a warm baked butter cookie right out of the oven which gets washed down with a cooling and frosty mint milkshake.

SadBoy Pumpkin Cookie

SadBoy Pumpkin Cookie

Pumpkin Cookie –
What did the pumpkin say to the cookie?
"I ain't here for a long time, but I am here for a good time" Limited Seasonal Availability
Savory pumpkin blended with the Sad Boy Butter Cookie for the ultimate fall time vape flavor.

Dessert E-Liquids At Vape Militia

Usually, some vapers are apprehensive about dessert flavors. They are not sure if they will like the taste or there may be a concern about how dessert e-liquids will treat coils. It is true dessert flavors are generally tougher on coils, than fruit flavors, as long as the sugar content is low. This is just the nature of dessert flavorings and how they interact with the heat of your coil, but these flavorings and heat are key for a delicious dessert vape flavor.

However, the brands that make the flavors in our Top 5 Dessert Flavors are some of the best and cleanest dessert eliquids. So feel free to try out one of our Top 5 dessert e-liquids without concern for the life of your coil.

PS – most of the eliquids we carry are super clean compared to most other liquids on the market. The most important qualification for a premium vape liquid is how much liquid can be vaped on one coil.

Dessert-flavored vape liquids are best enjoyed on a vape device at a higher wattage. If you have a device that mates with several different coils, this would be the time to use one a bit more powerful than you used with your favorite fruit flavor. Alternatively, if the coil you currently use has a wide wattage range, the higher end of that range is going to be best for dessert flavors. In contrast, the opposite is true for fruit and candy flavors.

As you peruse the eliquid menu at Vape Militia, deciding on which dessert flavor to try you will probably notice that we have even started to transition to our vape mods, with our favorite tank and have the wattage cranked up to 50+ watts and have a decadent dessert loaded up. So if you have any questions about coils, devices, or flavors, just ask we are here to help.

TL;DR?

Top 5 Dessert Eliquids In Katy

Did not have time to read the whole page and just want to see the Top 5?

Well here you go. You can click on any of these if you are interested and go directly to our review.

  1. Grumpy Old Bastard
  2. VSTG
  3. Cookie Butter
  4. Cannoli Be Breakfast
  5. ESMP

New Dessert E-liquid Line at Vape Militia

SadBoy

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Local Landmarks and Points of Interest In Katy TX

Mary Jo Peckham Park Katy TX

Mary Jo Peckham Park

A 32-acre park and green space with putting green, miniature golf, six-hole disc golf course, playground, gazebo, pavilion, and fishing lake, with a nearby dog park. Located in the heart of Katy at 5597 Gardenia Lane, Katy, TX 77493

Katy Mills Mall Katy TX

Katy Mills Mall

Opened Oct 28 1999 with over 200 stores and 1.3 million sq ft of retail space 

Located at the corner of I-10 and Pin Oak Rd 5000 Mills Cir, Katy TX 77494

Katy VFW Museum Katy TX

Katy VFW Museum

One of four local museums in the city of Katy. This free museum is dedicated to military members who served in foreign wars.

Located at 6202 George Bush Dr, Katy TX, 77493

Willow Fork Park Katy TX

Willow Fork Park

A park spanning 32 acres, with a lake, wifi, boardwalks, a pavilion with restrooms, picnic tables, and grills.

Located at the northwest corner of SH 99/Grand Parkway and Cinco Ranch Blvd., north of Cinco Ranch High School and south of La Centerra shopping center.